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The Lore of the Ostrich is known to few. For those in the know, a great responsibility lies heavily upon their head. Many will carry this knowledge and duty to the grave. Be patient: some day, somebody may bestow the knowledge of the Lore upon you.

Until that day: Do not believe the lies told about the regal Ostrich. Against popular belief, the world's largest bird does NOT bury its head in the sand. This is a slanderous rumor begun by it's many enemies in various governments. While quite successful and extremely pervasive, this rumor will not destroy or affect the power of the Ostrich. He knows the lie. He remains: head held high.

As time ticks by, the Ostrich endures. He searches for you. Be ready.

Spot the Ostrich... with head held high.

John and Leo, the brothers who brought you theChive, have been on a quest. They search not for El Dorado, Bigfoot, nor the Fountain of Youth. Nay, these two captains of men have been on a worldwide hunt for the softest, most astoundingly comfortable T-Shirts in all the land. They've scoured the earth: from the peaks of the Himalayas to the wastelands of the Sahara; from the depths of the Amazon to the frozen tundra of Siberia... all in pursuit of bringing you the T-Shirts that you'll love to wear, with those fresh, simple designs you crave. Be proud, Chiver. Be proud.

When you catch a fellow Chiver wearing one of these amazing shirts, the two of you instantly have a telepathic connection of Awesomeness flowing betwixt you. Across the way you see each other, you give them The Nod, and telepathically text them, “Yes, Chiver. Oh, yes... I get it. And yes, these Probably are the Best funny graphic t shirts in the quadrant.”

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In every civilization dating back to the dawn of man there have been outposts or places to get the most essential goods. While the means of acquiring those goods has changed, from beating each other senseless with clubs to win spoils on through bartering for goods and making purchases at general stores, mankind has never faltered in its quest for owning that which must be owned.

TheChivery is mankind’s modern equivalent; a hub for acquiring the best, most comfortable funny graphic tees for men and women’s graphic tees. There’s also other cool shit that mankind should probably get because The Chivery is the official outlet for theCHIVE

In the future, when mankind has colonized Mars and smugglers are earning medals for defeating galactic empires, we’ll be sure to offer interstellar shipping and more payment options for capital units.

Because nothing says “fuck the empire” like funny graphic tees.

Chive on, rebels.

When you shop with The Chivery you’re not just padding corporate pockets. Nay, friend. You’re supporting the Chive Nation, with epic men and women just like you who want to make a difference in this world.

Be proud, Chivers. You’ve done something epic. Reward yourself with some new threads.

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The Chivery is the official store of theCHIVE, and is the only place to buy high quality, authentic Chive products and other great shirts, gifts and drinkware.